Missouri Pastor’s Fiery Speech Against Equal Rights for Homosexuals Has Stunning Twist Ending
Pardon my French, but this Pastor is a badass mothafucka.
The entire speech is further enhanced by the insight provided in this YouTube comment:
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Watch till the end. Trust me.
HOLY SHIT I WAS NOT EXPECTING THAT
Watch it. Just watch it. Because it’s fantastic, and that twist ending is spectacular.
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMAGAWD
(Fuente: thesecretaryofnagriculture)
venezuelan poodle moth
such a cutie
it looks like it flew here straight from some anime
it looks like a rabbit-fairy oh my god
I need one.. Or several *_*
oh my god. Its sooo beautiful!
(Fuente: boysoprano)
HOW THE FUCK ARE THESE BABIES SWIMMING I AM 21 AND CANNOT SWIM THIS IS SOME FUCK SHIT
Babies instinctively know when to hold their breathes!
Babies are amazingwhat
WHAT THE HELL IS THIS!? I HAVE TO HOLD MY NOSE AND THIS BABY DOESN’T HAVE TOO!?
What shitty parent discovered this
babies are naturally able to swim hello they just spent nine moths in amiotic fluid this is instinctive so no, parent is not shitty, parent is re-enforcing baby’s natural instinctive behaviour.
parent is good for doing this because parent is basically saying “yes the behaviours you were born with are great!”
Also helps condition the babies so they don’t build up a fear of swimming in deep water that is prevalent in a lot of people later on.
prevalent like the first time i met the sea (6 months ago… yeah.. i didn’t met the sea till last december) and i almost drown cause i don’t know how to swim and the motherfucker Poseidon almost kill me dragging me to the deep water..
and then 3 lifeguards came (i’m a big guy.. U_U) and i felt pretty embarrassed.. and the guys were screaming “calm down!! calm down!! are you ok?!?!.. did you have a cramp??!!?… “… “i’m ok.. i just don’t know how to swim.. “… “ok, ok!.. calm down!..”… “i’m cool.. are you?”
(Fuente: derindengirenler)
So my parents just found out about my fourteen year old brother smoking weed because they found this on his window ledge. So in the middle of a huge lecture my dad decides to open the Baggie and smell it to see how strong it is. He immediately starts crying with laughter. THIS NIGGA HAS BEEN BUYING AND SMOKING FUCKING OREGANO. FUCKIN ITALIAN HERBS. SON. I CAN’T. I CANNOT. I CAN’T DO THIS.






